Kernerbal Island has finally been located and the home of the infamous flying sloth uncovered. Nesting high in the treetops of this uninhabited South Pacific Island dwells a creature of mythical origin. For many years its precise location remained protected by a secret brotherhood known as the “Knights of the Turner Brethren.” For if the powers of the mighty flying sloth were to be unleashed upon the world there would be no repentance. Before I disclose the location I give you this warning: Should just a single flying sloth be removed from the island and permitted to the mainland it will be disastrous for all mankind, New Jersey, too.
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