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Flying Sloths – The Mythical Creatures of Kernerbal Island

By Brandon Edward

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Kernerbal Island has finally been located and the home  of the infamous flying sloth uncovered.  Nesting high in the treetops of this uninhabited South Pacific Island dwells a creature of mythical origin.  For many years its precise location remained protected by a secret brotherhood known as the “Knights of the Turner Brethren.”  For if the powers of the mighty flying sloth were to be unleashed upon the world there would be no repentance.  Before I disclose the location I give you this warning:  Should just a single flying sloth be removed from the island and permitted to the mainland it will be disastrous for all mankind, New Jersey, too.

God Speed:

21°58’49.11″N
159°21’36.86″W

By the way, this is a dummy post for my series on SEO for Travel Bloggers that will be coming out shortly.  Don’t believe everything you read on the Interwebnets.

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About Brandon Edward

Greetings, I am the bar keep of this fine establishment. In the tradition of a good bar keep I want to know what you think about the article you've just read and the service we're providing here at freewheelings. Can't find your particular brand of scotch? Maybe we have it in the back, just ask. Use the comments section below.

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  1. Kyle says

    May 11, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Sweet – I’ve been to the place of the flying sloths. Are they rare? I didn’t see any on my visit!

    -Kyle

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